day one

It’s day one which means it will be 30 days, at least, until you see another sweet treat on my instagram feed which makes me more sad than it makes you jealous. 

Instead, my instagram feed will be nothing but healthy crap, which is so boring. #whathaveidone?
Yes, I just hashtagged in a blog post. Deal with it. 

I know a lot of you think I’m smoking crack with this but you’ll be so jealous when I’m ridiculously skinny. Not that being skinny is a motivation but fitting into my Current/Elliott jeans sure as shit is.

identity crisis

Do you want to know what happens when your mother decides to start highlighting your hair at the age of 12? You get a complex that your natural hair color is crap.

It’s true. I know it’s true because it happened to me.


two weeks ago



Consequently, I am a schtizo about my hair color and these past few years, since 2009, has been the longest stretch of consistent color. Normally, I’d go from blonde to brunette to red to purple (yes) and whatever else I felt like. But lately, I’ve stuck with brown.

Since I chopped a ton of it off, it just feel bleh. Blah. Meh. Ugh. So I’m going in tomorrow to color my hair with the following photos and who knows what the hell is going to happen!

sophia bush, one tree hill, j brand

Get excited for tomorrow. I might end up doing something crazy!

taylor ain’t so swift

On the heels of putting out, quite possibly, the worst music video I have ever seen, Taylor Swift publicly embarrassed herself yet again. Apparently being dissed by Mr. West just wasn’t enough for her, she needed to also piss off the Kennedy’s. Bad move, TayTay. 

via – i think that head band might have squeezed her brain too tight and made her dumb

Can we talk about this video for a moment? The best thing about Taylor Swift is that she’s cute but in this low-budget wonder, she doesn’t even make an appearance. Not to mention the song uses “like” in a line a la – 

I remember when we broke up the first time
Saying, “This is it, I’ve had enough,” ’cause likeWe hadn’t seen each other in a month

Are you fucking kidding me? This is one of the worst songs ever and yes I have heard Friday by Rebecca Black. This is absolutely horrible. #fail. 
Obviously Taylor didn’t learn any manners growing up in Wyomissing, PA because she, or her brain dead boyfriend, texted the mother of the bride and asked if they could come to the weddin’ and she said “um…get fucked”. So they came anyway, then she was asked to leave after obviously causing a scene. 

But what concerns me more is that she is 22 and her boyfriend is 18. Where I come from, that age difference is akin to dog years. She’s a year out of college and he’s just starting his freshman year. What in the actual shit do they have in common?

I don’t get it and I don’t want to.

I just removed “White Horse” and “Love Story” from my iTunes Library. I had to. 

belated birthday gift

I would like to decidate this post to the amazing workers at the Kate Spade fulfillment center, whoever and wherever they may be, for utterly screwing up my birthday gift from my parents.

Yes, I realize that my birthday was in June but that doesn’t mean that I’m not still pissed. You would be mad too if you received the wrong (ugliest ever) watch and then you try to exchange it to learn that it’s backordered for over two months. Like…really? Really with that, Kate Spade?

i thought my parents hated me when i saw this…

Anyway, I finally ordered the watch I wanted yesterday. Yes, I took two months to decide because honestly, would I even still want the damn thing? Maybe I wanted a bag or a coat or anything else that they sell.

So I ordered this.

much, much better

Hopefully it will come in time for Christmas. I’m not getting my hopes up though.