Did you all know that I’m not a morning person? I won’t talk until I’ve been awake for at least a half hour and if you try, I might kill you with my ninja skills. Consequently, I hate Monday and probably every day that ends in -day. Mostly because all those days have mornings and I don’t like the morning. I am my happiest when I’m getting in bed. Why? Because I fucking love my bed. It is the best thing of all time. Besides candy and when my boyfriend does the dishes.
But seriously, Monday…it’s the worst. The worst.
And I think I’m getting a cold and it’s raining so my hair is all lion-like. The bright side is I have mashed potatoes for lunch. No, they’re not paleo. Yes, they’re delicious. No, that isn’t the only thing I’m eating. Gosh, you’re nosy.