Go ahead and google moribund right now. Raise your hand if you knew the definition to that. Only three of you, huh? I think the rest of you should probably read less fashion blogs and more of this one. You learn shit here.
Who else doesn’t feel sad for Demi Moore? Word on the street is that she’s embarrassed. Good, she should be. Whip-its? Really, Demi? Can you not afford real drugs like Lindsay? Score some coke one time please and stop being lame with your middle-school drugs.
Also, I’m fed up with celebrities suffering from exhaustion. From what? A life of leisure. And honestly, I’m not buying all this crap about “being in the spotlight”. If you didn’t want to be in the spotlight you chose the wrong career path. So stop complaining. I for one, would NEVER complain about the spotlight. I’d be like Kim Kardashian, putting google alerts on myself and shit. If anyone wants to start a blog about me being a skank, be my guest. I don’t want to ruin it for you, but you won’t find much material.
Yes, it is sad that she’s getting a divorce. But is that a huge shocker? She’s been divorced twice before. Not to mention, he is young enough to be her son. Demi, we can tell your age by your neck, you aren’t fooling anyone.
In conclusion, may I please remind you that it does not say ‘RSVP’ on the Statue of Liberty!