There are two things I look for in a zoo, elephants and koalas. That’s it. I’m pretty easy to please. That is unless you’re the Bronx Zoo and you have neither of these things.
What the hell kind of zoo are you!? Who doesn’t have a damn koala? I mean, come on. No elephants? Now it’s just ridiculous.
I’m sorry, but where I come from there are some damn elephants and koalas. It’s what dreams are made of.
All in all, I’d say the zoo was fun. It was especially fun because it was free and you know me. I love free .99, it’s the best price ever.
We saw lions…
And one really upset polar bear who wanted someone to feed him. I didn’t take his picture because he looked seriously pissed off and I know how I feel when I want to be fed so I extended him the professional courtesy.
But we did see giraffes and they were pretty cute. They were no koalas though…
I really want a pet koala.
Oh and I broke in my new shoes so I’d say the day was overall pretty good.