I have confessed my hatred for America’s
Whore Sweetheart before so I don’t feel the need to do it again. However, because of said whore, my new hero is born.
Do we all remember Eminem’s daughter Hailie Jade? Well, homegirl grew up and she’s a girl after my own heart. Own heart, I say!
My heart skipped a beat with this tweet. Someone had to say it, am I right? How does that taste, Taylor? Not good? Does it feel good to get called out as a skankopotomus on twitter? Because honestly, I’m not sure if I could have said it better myself. Suffice it to say, I think Hailie might very well be my new best friend.
And even though the song may be catchy, it’s no “Lose Yourself” by Eminem or even “Call me Maybe” and dare I say that it’s no “Party in the USA”? Oh, I dare to. Because like, it’s just so exhausting.
Maybe more than that, she cannot stop whoring around. Was she not just dating that high schooler (the Kennedy) and now she’s onto a One Direction member? Taylor, you’re kind of a slut. You aren’t fooling anyone with that red lipstick, you harlot.
I yearn for the days that she sang Tim McGraw and had no boyfriends. Unfortunately, she seems to be bouncing back from relationships faster than Kim Kardashian and that is just not okay.
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