taylor ain’t so swift

On the heels of putting out, quite possibly, the worst music video I have ever seen, Taylor Swift publicly embarrassed herself yet again. Apparently being dissed by Mr. West just wasn’t enough for her, she needed to also piss off the Kennedy’s. Bad move, TayTay. 

via – i think that head band might have squeezed her brain too tight and made her dumb

Can we talk about this video for a moment? The best thing about Taylor Swift is that she’s cute but in this low-budget wonder, she doesn’t even make an appearance. Not to mention the song uses “like” in a line a la – 

I remember when we broke up the first time
Saying, “This is it, I’ve had enough,” ’cause likeWe hadn’t seen each other in a month

Are you fucking kidding me? This is one of the worst songs ever and yes I have heard Friday by Rebecca Black. This is absolutely horrible. #fail. 
Obviously Taylor didn’t learn any manners growing up in Wyomissing, PA because she, or her brain dead boyfriend, texted the mother of the bride and asked if they could come to the weddin’ and she said “um…get fucked”. So they came anyway, then she was asked to leave after obviously causing a scene. 

But what concerns me more is that she is 22 and her boyfriend is 18. Where I come from, that age difference is akin to dog years. She’s a year out of college and he’s just starting his freshman year. What in the actual shit do they have in common?

I don’t get it and I don’t want to.

I just removed “White Horse” and “Love Story” from my iTunes Library. I had to. 


  1. says

    When I first heard this song, I thought it was a joke. What I want to know is, how does she still have this goody-two-shoes reputation when she’s going around sleeping with every guy/boy in Hollywood!?

  2. says

    Sigh. I like Taylor, I really do. But get her the eff out of Hyannis. That’s MY vacation spot. And like why is he 18? Whyyyyyyy?! I thought she liked older men a la John Mayer and Jake Gyllenhal?! Ugh.

  3. says

    Really never been a big fan of Taylor except for that first song that came out when I was in high school… and yeah it’s okay for girls to date older guys but why does it seem so weird when girls date younger guys?? 22 to 18 is a huge age gap and obviously guys are much less mature than us ladies… sorry Taylor…

  4. says

    She is definitely 22 going on 16 with this one. I imagine being a part of the idea of the “Kennedy name & lifestyle” has overlooking that fact she is dating a teenager. Looks like she is also learning lots of immature behavior from her man, I mean boy.

  5. says

    The song is a bit ridiculous and i’m glad I’m not alone on that one. And why do guys keep dating her??? They KNOW she’s going to write a song about them haha.

  6. says

    too funny. and i totally agree. the kennedy’s are probably freaking out over what she’ll say about them when they inevitably break up. also, she bought a house near him? that’s scary. it’s a good thing i didn’t have any money when i was young and dumb (not like i have any now) because i can’t imagine that purchase regret… it’s one thing to say, i shouldn’t have bought a dress b/c of a boy, far worse to be like, whoops, shouldn’t have bought a house!

  7. says

    She’s already dated every guy in Hollywood. John STD Mayer. Jake Blankface Gyllenhaal. Taylor The Other Guy From Twilight Lautner. So, I guess it was inevitable she would go after a Kennedy next, despite the creepy age difference. She acts sweet and innocent, but honestly, and people may hate me for saying this, I think she’s just a famewhore, when it comes to dating.

    And I hate that new song. Like, with a passion. I didn’t even know it was her when it came on the radio for the first time. My favorite part is when she stops the song to talk about the guy wanting to get back together with her. And she says it in a really snotty tone, like she’s a bad ass. It really adds to the emotional pull of the song’s message. Bahaha!

  8. says

    ya I can’t lie, I love the song, so Avril catchy.

    BUT she’s so dumb for the wedding move. Aren’t you supposed to try and impress the new boyfriend’s family? Not piss them off…


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