This post is dedicated to all you nasty anonymous posters out there, without which we might never laugh hysterically.
We enable anonymous comments so those who would rather not be known can comment and share in the fun, not so you can hide behind being “anonymous” and talk shit. Because, if that were the case, no one would ever enable anonymous comments.
When you say things like “get a life” it really gives me a chuckle because quite frankly, it appears that you may be the one who needs to do so. You’re shit talking on my blog but you can’t even be a real person about it and own your opinions. So you’re either really afraid to have the 21 other people who liked my post that you clearly hated very much know who you are, or you’re just a pansy.
Here’s the deal; you think I’m sitting around sad and crying over your comment, but I’m not. I’m laughing. I find it utterly hilarious that you took time out of your day to read a blog that you utterly disagree with and that I pissed you off SO much by merely writing a post that you were forced to stop and insult me.
Not only that, but most of what I say is meant to be funny and lighthearted – obviously you missed that but everyone else didn’t. But this post is meant to be insulting. So get that straight.
Unfortunately, you ruin it for everyone else.
I won’t allow anonymous shit talking here. Sorry, Charlie, you’re going to have to find a new blog to hate on.
well said! I blocked anonymous posting from the get go. Not worth the hassle.
Maria @ Orchard Bloom
can i say preach it sister without sounding completely off my rocker?
Couldn’t agree more! I’ve had to delete 2 anonymous comments that were so rude off of my blog. How pathetic can one get?!
I can personally attest to the fact that you laughed. And I laughed. Hah-larious.
And for realz, people need to stop getting themselves all riled up in anonymous comments. If you really feel that way, you wouldn’t be ashamed to let me know who the fuck you are. End.
Agreeeeeeeeeed. I can’t stand these people. Worst of all, they ask obnoxious questions and expect a response although they didn’t leave an email address.
You just made my morning! Although I have a total of 3 people that read my blog and one of those is my mom so I don’t have ‘anonymous’ comments. But regardless, this made my 8:00am rainy morning much better!
Bravo! F off haters!
I couldn’t agree more! People suck, it’s life. All you can do is laugh and remember that your life is obviously better than theirs 🙂
I got one anonymous comment once last year. It was linked up to a google image of a man with moobs. Man boobs. So it totally made me laugh. More moobs! Haha.
I think you suck. But at least I said it with my name. Hey, just kidding!! I adore you and this blog is the shining ray of my day. There is no other blog out there that makes me feel like half the things I think on a daily basis make me normal (or at least as normal as you are!)
yep – not cool at all.
I agree with this so much.
Anonymous commentators who are haters are such cowards, I don’t get why they read a blog that annoys them, no-one forces them to.
I so agree. Hate anon!!! 😉
woa. i’ve never had someone write that before!! i probably wouldn’t have been laughing.
i need to grow a thicker skin. teach me mean girl, teach me.
on another note, keep doing what you do. i started following you because you make me laugh out loud.
today was no exception.
YOU tell them honey boo boo child.
Thank you for giving a smackdown! I mean really…to take the time to post mean things on our blogs…clearly means that he or she is the one without a life. P.S. I love your blog! 🙂
can I get an amen – whoop whoop!
I love how anonymous commenters hate on you for not having a life when all their life consists of is leaving anonymous comments on random blogs. oh the sad sad irony.
PS – I’m coming to NYC next weekend! I used to go a couple times a year but sadly I the last time I went was about 4 years ago and I’m sure a lot has changed. Any suggestions on things to do/see/eat?
Damnit you found me out!
I’m glad that we have the option to block shittyeople, but I’m sorry you got negative comments in the first place. People need to realize that the Internet isn’t as private as it once was. Tracing IP addresses are easy!
i also blocked anonymous comments…but before i even got one.
i thought it’d probably be my mom if anyone…she sure thinks i need to get a life! 🙂
ps-love your blog.
i’ve commented on 2 today.
actually wait….just 1.
bahahahah this is awesome!!! i love the usual “get a life” rant…its like clearly you need a life bahaha!!!
Go you!! I find it crazy how someone gets so worked up over a blog. If you don’t like it don’t read it & especially don’t take the time out of your day to comment on something that you don’t agree with or like. MOVE ON!! life is too short to get all worked up. plain & simple.
Couldn’t agree with you more 🙂
i wish i got more of those. i just get “you’re the greatest that ever lived” and shit like that.
can you be my anonymous?
ugh that is so annoying. i think i might go block anon comments right now! xo
Weird. No posts from anonymous yet. Touche.
First thing I did was read your comments- where’s anyonymous now?! FAB!