dear anonymous

This post is dedicated to all you nasty anonymous posters out there, without which we might never laugh hysterically.

We enable anonymous comments so those who would rather not be known can comment and share in the fun, not so you can hide behind being “anonymous” and talk shit. Because, if that were the case, no one would ever enable anonymous comments.

When you say things like “get a life” it really gives me a chuckle because quite frankly, it appears that you may be the one who needs to do so. You’re shit talking on my blog but you can’t even be a real person about it and own your opinions. So you’re either really afraid to have the 21 other people who liked my post that you clearly hated very much know who you are, or you’re just a pansy.

Here’s the deal; you think I’m sitting around sad and crying over your comment, but I’m not. I’m laughing. I find it utterly hilarious that you took time out of your day to read a blog that you utterly disagree with and that I pissed you off SO much by merely writing a post that you were forced to stop and insult me.

Not only that, but most of what I say is meant to be funny and lighthearted – obviously you missed that but everyone else didn’t. But this post is meant to be insulting. So get that straight.

Unfortunately, you ruin it for everyone else.

I won’t allow anonymous shit talking here. Sorry, Charlie, you’re going to have to find a new blog to hate on.