Just when I thought America couldn’t get any dumber, I learned about Mindy Meyer. Who is Mindy Meyer? Just a 22-year-old Conservative Republican running for New York State Senate…complete with hot pink, glitter and leopard print.
This girl is ridiculous. She is the reason why I am questioning whether or not to procreate. There is no guarantee that my daughter would not grow up to be a total assclown like this girl.
The screen shot below is straight from her site, which actually looks a lot less professional than this here blog you’re looking at.
Are we seriously talking about Hunger Games as it relates to real fucking life!? Also, this cannot be her stance on poverty and unemployment since it appears that her job at Lisa Frank hasn’t prepared her well for the real world. Obviously campaigning in hot pink blazers with too much eyeliner is the mark of a serious candidate.
Diva of the district? Or soon to be laughing stock of the district? The final nail in the coffin that is Mindy’s ridiculousness is the LMFAO song that plays on her site. I can’t. Make it stop.
I bet her parents think she’s special.
***All images via her website…yes I’m dead serious.
Omg… This is scary!!!!
oh my god! there are no words. seriously, i have no words.
I clicked on the website but had to immediately click out because the poor designing hurt my eyes. What in the actual fuck is this shit? SHENANIGANS I TELL YOU.
Puuhhhlllease tell me this is a joke. Pretty please.
I can’t decide what’s worse: the pink background or the rotating badly Photoshopped photos. I thought nothing could be worse than the idea of Snooki procreating, but clearly, I was wrong.
For starters, I can’t take any candidate who uses “4” in their URL seriously. The rest I can’t even talk about. I think I’ve been blinded.
This is disgusting. I have no more words.
Oh my goodness. This is not real life. I want to get inside people’s heads sometimes. WHAT goes on in there?!?
What a fucking ass hat! Horrible.
Does she know she isn’t running for student council?
This is so funny, I love a good glamour shot for a political position!
stop the fucking press. THIS. IS. BAD. no TRAGIC!!!!!!
Oh jesus christ, are we serious.
Your children would not be assclowns because you are not an effing idiot. Which I can only assume her parent are, otherwise they would’ve smacked some sense into this fool as soon as she applied her fourth coat of eyeliner.
no no no no – i def could have gone through life without knowing this. this girl is a disgrace to women everywhere. why because you are a girl are you expected to be thought of nothing besides pink, leopard print, and mindlessness. jesus.
this does make me feel better about my life path, as at least i am not making a fool of myself in doing so. so thanks for sharing in that respect haha
I can’t. Is that Snooki’s cousin? Like.. what the.. I just. BLAH
🙁 I bet her parents are just as dumb as she is.
this has to be a joke. right? please be a joke.