Most of you may have already seen this but I just couldn’t let this one go by and not post about it. Wednesday there was an email from someone who is far cooler than the bride forwarded to gawker and it was utterly ridiculous. This bitch, seriously I’d break her face.
I’ve been a bridesmaid a time or two in my day and if any of them would have sent an email that essentially made me pledge citizenship to them, I would tell them to get fucked and never speak to them again. For reals. So I honestly hope with all hope, that all her TEN bridesmaids told her to shove it. Because no “epic” wedding with an engagement party in NY/CT, bachelorette in Vegas and the ceremony in Vail, of course, would ever be worth dealing with this serious form of social retardation.
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My take? This girl is a nightmare. She was never popular and wants to milk this for as much attention as she can. She needs her bridesmaids at everything so it looks like she has a really solid group of girlfriends. Marriage prediction: divorce is imminent.
If you do nothing else today, you really ought to read this.
Love the new look! And obviously, this woman is batshit. Like who thinks people are going to say yes to this? And bless her fiance. Because that shit cray.
you’ve got to be kidding me. i hope all of her “friends” egg her at her wedding. love the glitter wolf, btw. badass.
Ahhhmazing! Love the new blog lay out – that glitter wolf is ridiculously fabulous!
This woman is a C U Next Tuesday. Who would want to marry that?? I need to see a picture.
Love the new look! Especially the glitter she-wolf!
I’m not sure which is worse, the content or the grammar…
I read that yesterday and I seriously hope the girls stuck together and told her she was being outrageous. I also hope she catches wind of all the publicity that she is getting for this.
such a pretty new blog love! Let’s gchat soooon.
This article totally made my week. Crazy. I am so obsessed with your new design!!! Glitter wolf FTW!
When I read that article it made me wish I was on the original email, just so I could draft some kind of response. Slash forward it to everyone I know, and ensure it fell into the hands of editors at sites like Gawker and Jezebel. Oh wait…
What in the…??
Of all the craziness.
I feel even worse for the husband to be. Poor fellow.
On another note, your new blog look is totally rad.
how’d they get my email?!
obviously kidding, i didn’t even have bridesmaids, i swear!
if this is real, this chick will be planning multiple weddings, so she need not worry about making sure this one is epic. i’m sure all these bridesmaids are happy she is giving them an out by saying they have to be at every event or else! it’s almost always way more fun not to be a bridesmaid!
i could not believe that e-mail when i saw it. i kinda hoped all of the girls would decline the “honor” of being a maid. btw, loving the new header!
psycho much? love the new makeover. very snazzy.
Have a wonderful weekend lady 🙂
what a fucking 5150 psychopath! And I am digging the shit outta your sparkle wolf!
i read this last night and died! also… love your new blog header and layout and wordless! xxoo.
okay first of all…love the new design!! who did it? i’m looking to completely makeover my blog i just don’t want to drop $100-$200 on someone who i’m not sure if they understand what i want…isn’t good and is going to throw a fit if i need a revision…or even two! ha…i sound like blogzilla…no really yours is amazing!
this letter was hilarious. i agree about the grammar issues…youre, your, roll….
if you’re gonna be a snark biatch…PROOF READING IS A MUST!
Thank you! Victoria from Vvaleur did the design and Lisa from Elembee did all the coding, etc!
obsessed with your new desgn! victoria and lisa killed it! (ugh, i hate that weddings have to be so expensive now for bridesmaids! whatever happened to simple showers, bach parties that were just dinner/dancing and a wedding not far away? ….says the girl getting married in italy. oops!)
Wow that was an epic email- I’m at a loss for words! My sister was in a wedding this yr where a bridesmaid got kicked out for being poor since she couldn’t afford the $350 dress and the bachelorette party in NYC. Girls are cray!
The only thing crazier than that chicks email are the responses from people DEFENDING her! I’m a bride planning an October 2013 wedding and I would NEVEEERRRR send an email like that!! Being a bridesmaid should not come with “ground rules”. You ask those girls to stand up there with you because they are important to you…not because they can attend all the parties. This chick needs to get over herself. I hope every single one of her bridesmaids told her to f off. I know mine would lol. Not even…it wouldn’t even get that far…my sister and mom would smack some sense into me way before the idea of sending this appalling email even crossed my mind!! B*tches be crazy…