Sometimes, I am dramatic. Most of the time, I’m overly dramatic. But here’s the thing guys, and yes I am about to toot the hell out of my own horn, when I’m bitching about how incredibly hard my life is you are more than likely laughing.
But when you’re talking about getting a cold and missing date night or something equally lame, no one is laughing and everyone is rolling their eyes.
You got that? Spoiled brat, unless done will and with extreme finesse, isn’t funny and makes people want to slap you across the face.
Oh my god, you got your hair dyed and it’s like totally too dark and you don’t know if you like it ‘cuz like, when you look in the mirror it’s super weird? Please go on about all of your #whitegirlproblems.
That girl that stole all of your wedding ideas should definitely be burned at the stake. Oh wait…you aren’t engaged, nor do you have a boyfriend? So what you’re saying is that you both pinned all the same shit? Stop it.
What I’m getting at is that blogs are where people go to see pretty things, learn something new or be entertained (which is why you’re here), not to be an attendee at your pity party. Don’t abuse your audience; just because they’re “captive” doesn’t mean that you need to guilt them into pity comments. It’s not cute.
Wait I love this. I am thinking of someone in particular. And I reallllly hope this gets read!
Hahahaha that wedding bit killed me!!!!!
you’ve done it once again. i’ve peed my pants.
you killlll me. love this.
I love this post so much.
Hahahaha…sing it sistah.
Ugh this post reminds me of my three cousins. They are all blonde 30-something sisters who lash out at each other non stop like kittens. They steal baby names, get preggers to upstage each other, talk shit behind backs, and call each other out for trivial nonsense.
I’m so glad they live nine hours away.
fucking PREECH! and thank you.
YES! I’ve unfollowed so many blogs for complaining too much. Some people are just such drama queens and just bring me down. Not worth my time.
i think i know who the too-dark hair reference is about and i think i love you all the more for it.
“That girl that stole all of your wedding ideas should definitely be burned at the stake. Oh wait…you aren’t engaged, nor do you have a boyfriend? So what you’re saying is that you both pinned all the same shit? Stop it.”
i died. hahahahahah!
Hilarious. So true. Haha.
Amen. Seriously, just found your blog, but you hit it right on the head with this one.
Haha as always, so true. Gimme dat shirt.