Do you ever wake up and think that people have been put on this planet just to piss you off? If you answered yes to this question, welcome to my life.
I feel like lately I wish I kept a sharpened tooth brush, straight up prison style, in my back pocket for that moment when some assclown asks me the same question for the third time. I’m not saying that I’m murderous, but I mean, I think some people are seriously asking to be mortally wounded.
Catch me at the wrong time of the day and the only thing you’ll get from me is a very under-enthusiastic eye roll. Wait five minutes after that eye roll and I’m going at your jugular, guns blazing.
The above statement could not be truer.
Tomorrow is Friday and I am ex-cited!
Also, if you can tell me which movie I got the title of this post from I’ll be extremely impressed.
omg someecards. they always say it best!
On several occasions, I have screamed in Startbucks “AM I ON FUCKING BOILING POINTS?!” thus, I feel your pain.
absolutely lovedddd this!
I feel this way almost every single morning and afternoon on the train.
I swear people think to themselves “Oh hey it’s 9 a.m. so I’m going to clip my nails on the T now” or “Oh 5:30 p.m.? GREAT! Perfect time to SCREAM at my boyfriend on speaker phone about how he’s cheating on me with his baby mama.”
My issues with the people on public transportation run deep.
My brain is too jam-packed with ’90s music lyrics to remember movie quotes, much to Craig’s dismay. But if you start keeping a sharpened toothbrush in your pocket, I’ll be so excited. I’d love to read that headline…
Anger Management – very appropriate
So, so addicted to Someecards! And yes, the above is so true. Excited for the weekend!!
remember that story where that really awesome/crazy girl went to prison for stabbing a stranger in the jugular with a sharpened toothbrush?
i forgot to tell you that i can see the future.
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! SO TRUE!
xo, Vanessa (the gal)
HAHA! Someecards crack me up!
preach. yes i really was only going to write preach but felt like my post needed to take up more room.
THANK YOU. This really cheered me up – so much so I wanted to show my thanks properly and award you a Liebster Blog Award. For all the deets check here: http://g-o-a-m.blogspot.com/2012/02/moi-blog-awardddddddddd.html
This is pretty much me every morning on the Metro… leftalators (those who stand on the left), tourists, mothers with strollers that seat 8 and block the doors. Hate them all! On that bright note, happy weekend!
I wish those fuckers could read*sigh*
god I love someecards…in fact I have an amazing one that I want to post but am nervous that my boss will see it and know it’s about him…yikes. love the blog btw
You know those people that like everyone they meet and you’re like howwwwwww? Ya, I’m not one of them. Some people just will always rub the wrong way.
anger management brothaaaaaaaaa
jack is my soulmate. i have had sex dreams about him.
but don’t tell anyone i said that…
ha! i’m seriously contemplating sending this card to someone.